Thursday, January 09, 2003
Someone with a clear case of the injured-reserve stir-crazies sent me this, so I figured, why not post it. No doubt many of you have heard this one before...
In a train car there was a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes into the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek .
The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him."
The American thought - "That fucking Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."
The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."